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• Allan : That'southward quite a lovely Jackson Pollock, isn't information technology?

  Museum Girl : Yes, information technology is.

  Allan : What does information technology say to yous?

  Museum Girl : It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of Man forced to live in a barren, Godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing only waste, horror and degradation, forming a useless bleak straitjacket in a black cool cosmos.

  Allan : What are yous doing Sabbatum night?

  Museum Girl : Committing suicide.

  Allan : What most Friday dark?

• Allan : If that plane leaves the ground, and y'all're not on information technology with him, you lot'll regret it - possibly not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life.

  Linda : That'south beautiful!

  Allan : Information technology's from Casablanca; I waited my whole life to say it.

• Allan : I wonder if she actually had an orgasm in the two years we were married, or did she imitation it that night?

• Dick : What? You got into a fight?

  Allan : Yep.

  Dick : With who?

  Allan : Some guys were getting tough with Julie. I had to teach them a lesson.

  Dick : Are you lot all right?

  Allan : Yes, I'm fine. I snapped my chin downward onto some guy's fist and hit another one in the knee with my nose.

• Linda : What reason did she requite for wanting a divorce?

  Allan : She wants a laugh; she doesn't express mirth enough. Bereft laughter; that's grounds for divorce. Oh, and skiing! She wants to go skiing. She wants to ski down a mountain laughing similar an idiot.

• Allan : I beloved the rain - it washes memories off the sidewalk of life.

• Dick : Allan, you have invested your emotions in a losing stock, it was wiped out, it dropped off the lath. Now what practice you practise Allan? You lot reinvest. Possibly in a more stable stock. Something with long term growth possibilities.

  Allan : Who are you lot going to prepare me up with, Full general Motors?

• Allan : I'm so excited, I recall I'll brush all my teeth today!

• Allan : [Preparing room for guests] Got merely the affair, my hundred yard nuance medal.

  Linda : Oh you lot're joking; you're non going to leave out a rails medal.

  Allan : Why not? I paid xx dollars for information technology.

• Allan : I've got a large decision to make, do I go with Oscar Peterson or Bartók Cord Quartet No. 5?

  Linda : Why don't you play Oscar Peterson and go out Bartók out then everybody can see it.

• Nancy : My lawyer will call your lawyer.

  Allan : I don't have a lawyer. Have him call my doctor.

• Allan : No, my parents never got divorced, although I begged them to.

• [terminal lines]

  Bogart : That was great. You lot've, uh, you've really developed yourself a footling style.

  Allan : Aye, I do have a certain corporeality of way, don't I?

  Bogart : Well, I guess you won't be needing me any more. There's goose egg I tin can tell you at present that you don't already know.

  Allan : I approximate that's then. I guess the secret's not being you, information technology'south beingness me. True, you're - you're non also tall and kind of ugly, simply - what the hell, I'm short enough and ugly plenty to succeed on my own.

  Bogart : Hmmph. Here's looking at you, kid.

• Linda : Allan, the earth is full of eligible women.

  Allan : Yes, but non like Nancy. She was a lovely thing. I used to lay in bed at night and watch her slumber. In one case in a while she would wake up and catch me. She would permit out a scream.

• Linda : I feel some sort of a mystical attraction for Van Gogh. Why is that?

  Allan : I don't know. I just know he was a great painter and he cut off an ear for a daughter that he loved.

  Linda : That's the kind of affair y'all would exercise for a girl.

  Allan : I'd really have to like her a lot.

• Bogart : Now motion closer to her.

  Allan : How close?

  Bogart : The length of your lips.

  Allan : That's very close.

• Linda : My God! Can't yous cook anything but Goggle box dinners?

  Allan : Who bothers to melt them? I suck 'em frozen.

• Allan : I gave her a home and amore and security. This was a fiddling girl I found waiting tables at The Hip Bagel. I used to go in there every night and over tip her. A dollar l on a 30-5 cent check.

• Linda : Sharon did a film.

  Allan : Oh?

  Sharon : Underground.

  Allan : Stag film?

  Sharon : Hugger-mugger! You lot know, very arty. Sixteen millimeter.

• Allan : If you want me, I'll exist home, on the floor, having an feet assail.

• Allan : I have a tendency to refuse before I go rejected. That mode I save a lot of time and coin.

• Allan : What are yous doing Saturday night?

  Museum Daughter : Committing suicide.

  Allan : What nearly Friday nighttime?

• Allan : Yeah, I get that.

  Linda : What is it, fright or anxiety?

  Allan : Homosexual panic.

• Allan : I had to get to Washington one time when I was married, and even though I was the one leaving, I got ill; and when I returned, my wife threw upwardly.

• Nancy : Don't mind to him!

  Bogart : Don't listen to HER!

  Allan : Fellas, nosotros're in a supermarket.

• Allan : I can't do information technology. How does information technology look? I invite her over and and then come on like a sex degenerate. What am I, a rapist?

  Bogart : You're getting carried away. Yous recollect as well much. Simply practice information technology.

  Allan : We're ideal friends. I can't spoil that by coming on. She'll slap my face.

  Bogart : Oh, I've had my face slapped plenty of times.

  Allan : Yeah, but your glasses don't go flying beyond the room.

• Allan : I have met a lot of dames, but yous are REALLY something special.

  Linda : Really?

  Allan : [to Bogart] She bought information technology!

• Allan : I'll get broads up here similar you lot wouldn't believe: swingers, freaks, nymphomaniacs, dental hygienists.

• Allan : You want a Fresca with a Darvon?

  Linda : Unless you take apple juice.

  Allan : Apple juice and Darvon is fantastic together!

  Linda : Accept you always had Librium and lycopersicon esculentum juice?

  Allan : No, I oasis't personally, but another neurotic tells me they're unbelievable.

  Dick : Could I get a coke with nothing in information technology?

• Linda : Would you lot like us to call a doctor?

  Allan : No, no, I could employ a 3 foot band-aid.

• Allan : This is a beautiful embankment firm.

  Linda : Thank you.

  Allan : Yeah, let's burn it downwards for the insurance money.

• Allan : Hither, I got you a present because it's your birthday.

  Linda : How'd you know?

  Allan : Well, you mentioned the date and I remembered because it's the same day my mother had her hysterectomy.

• Linda : Mayhap if y'all just leaned beyond the candlelight and kissed her.

  Allan : I tried, she used to say, "Christ, not here, everybody'due south staring."

• Allan : You were fantastic last night in bed.

  Linda : Oh, thanks.

  Allan : How practice you lot feel now?

  Linda : I think the Pepto Bismol helped.

• Allan : Maybe you movement in with me for a while. Every bit long every bit we handle this in a mature fashion. As long as I'm mature about it, you're mature nearly it, Both of united states are mature, we can accomplish a certain maturation, that guarantees maturiosity

  Linda : You're mature, Allen, and very wise

  Allan : The primal to wiseness is maturiositude.

• Allan : Look. Concluding night you felt like a woman and I felt like a man... And that'due south the kind of matter those people exercise.

• [kickoff lines]

  [after the opening clips of Casablanca]

  Allan : [voice-over] Who am I kidding? I'm not like that. I never was, I never will be... That's strictly the movies.

• Linda : What were yous thinking virtually the whole time nosotros were making love?

  Allan : Willie Mays.

  Linda : Practise y'all e'er think about baseball players?

  Allan : Information technology keeps me going.

  Linda : Aye, I wondered why you lot kept yelling "slide".

• Sharon : This movie I did got very adept reviews. As a matter of fact, I got singled out. Of course, I was the simply daughter in it with 9 men.

  Allan : Really? What'southward it chosen? Perhaps I saw it.

  Sharon : Gang bang.

• Allan : I attacked her. I'thousand a barbarous jungle beast! She's panicking. By the fourth dimension she gets habitation she'll be hysterical. What am I going to tell Dick? She'll probably go right to Police headquarters. Oh, what did I do? I'yard not Bogart. I never volition exist Bogart. I'm a disgrace to my sex. I should get a job in a Arabian palace as a eunuch!

• [Trying to be like Bogart]

  Allan : Deplorable I had to slap you around, only you got hysterical when I said, "No more than."

• Dick : He was always very fussy.

  Allan : Yes, but expect at the results.

  Dick : Yes, y'all never went out.

• Dick : Who were these guys?

  Allan : Oh, they said they were hairdressers, hard to believe though.

• Allan : I like blondes. Lilliputian blondes with long hair and short skirts and boots and large chest and bright, witty and perceptive.

  Dick : Well, don't fix yourself ridiculous stands, Allan.

  Linda : She must be cute with long hair and a big bust?

  Allan : Yes. And a proficient behind - something I can sink my teeth into.

• Allan : Inside of us, we both know, you belong to Dick.

• Allan : Why am I going to the beach? I hate the embankment. I don't like swimming or the sunday. I'm blood-red-headed, blanched. I don't tan, I stroke.

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